Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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