so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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