Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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