the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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