After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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