u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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