You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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