Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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