Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Your penis caused this!
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