what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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