You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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