Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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