Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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