I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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