I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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