Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
