The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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