Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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