smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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