he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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