so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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