whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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