doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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