You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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