i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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