just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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