are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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