Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
false alarm, still single
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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