Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
This baby is an asshole
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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