My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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