I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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