So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I want a musical about memes.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
