He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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