Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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