I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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