Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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