Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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