Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
only you would photoshop your dick
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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