i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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