He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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