I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
is it fun? or sober?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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