just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
farters have to be the big spoon...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
