why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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