Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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