i would punch a child for taco bell
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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