I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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