I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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