Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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