I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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