so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
