I'm really into asian looking animals
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
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Have we met?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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