So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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